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“Gunt” August 10th, 2005
  • The protruding area between a woman’s genitals and her belly button.
  • Noun
  • Usage: 1. “That bikini looks pretty good Sheila, but for goodness sake suck in your gunt.” 2. “Did you see the gunt on that chick? Honey - hang up the Hagen-Dazs.”
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    “Clear Space” August 9th, 2005
  • To toot or chirp from the backside.
  • Verb
  • Usage: 1. “I really have to get off this elevator so I can clear space.” 2. “Oh man, it smells like ass - who has been clearing space in here?”
  • Submitted By Tom Stevens.
  • “Biscuit Head” August 3rd, 2005
  • A general deroggatory term which can be used on anyone, but is actually perfect for unintelligent pastry chefs.
  • Noun
  • Usage: 1. “Hey biscuit head! You call that heap of kife philo dough?” 2. “Ah, he’s just some biscuit head I used to toss pizzas with back in the day.”
  • Origin: Spin Doctors.
  • “Puckered Nostril” August 2nd, 2005
  • Anus. Hole of the bum. The back-door.
  • Noun
  • Usage: 1. “Last night’s Buffalo wings are just lighting my poor puckered nostril on fire today.” 2. “I went in for a colonoscopy and the frigtard jammed me right in the puckered nostril!”
  • Original Source: Crofoot.
  • “Snap Dragon” July 31st, 2005
  • The perfect pet name for an aggressive spouse. An obscure flower.
  • Noun
  • Usage: 1. “Put the frying pan down, my little snap dragon. This ain’t what it looks like.” 2. “Alright, snap dragon, have it your way - but I heard red rubber ball gags can be a lot of fun.”
  • “Grumplet” July 28th, 2005
  • A signifigant other with an issue.
  • Noun
  • Usage: 1. “I’m sorry I left the toilet seat up, grumplet, but let’s not forget about the 6 episodes of Deep Space Nine I graciously let you sit through last night.” 2. “A dozen roses for my beloved little grumplet. And I promise - no more dutch ovens.”
  • “Scrumplet” July 23rd, 2005
  • A small, yet attractive, person.
  • Noun
  • Usage: 1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” 2. “Did you see all of the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”
  • Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Giant.
  • “Heat Stick” July 22nd, 2005
  • More human crapulence, doodie, etc.
  • Versions: heat-stick
  • Noun
  • Usage: 1. “Stuck at the border crossing for well over two hours, Mai Lin had to crank out an emergency heat stick in some roadside shrubbery.” 2. “Jeepers is stinks in here. Does that baby have a heat-stick in his diaper?”
  • Original Source: Monster
  • “No-Pants-Dance” July 19th, 2005
  • The act of making love, often attributed to the cologne Sex Panther.
  • Noun
  • Usage: “I give you about five minutes before me and that little honey are doing the No-Pants-Dance.” 2. “Whaddaya say you and me do the No-Pants-Dance right here on the bearskin rug?”
  • Original Source: Paul Rudd in Anchorman.
  • “Blow Out” July 16th, 2005
  • A sudden bout of diarrhea, defined by its hasty onset and thus inability to be controlled.
  • Noun
  • Usage: “Ater a night of drinking, one can rely on the fact that Tracy will have at least one blow out before noon.” 2. “If Mike had not eaten those crab rangoons last night at 2 am., he probably would not have had such a bad blowout this morning.”
  • Submitted by Alexa B.
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