http://friglets.com Fake swears & silly euphamisms for when traditional vulgarity is not an option. Wed, 10 Aug 2005 00:51:21 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The protruding area between a woman’s genitals and her belly button. Noun Usage: 1. “That bikini looks pretty good Sheila, but for goodness sake suck in your gunt.” 2. “Did you see the gunt on that chick? Honey - hang up the Hagen-Dazs.” http://friglets.com/?p=21 To toot or chirp from the backside. Verb Usage: 1. “I really have to get off this elevator so I can clear space.” 2. “Oh man, it smells like ass - who has been clearing space in here?” Submitted By Tom Stevens. http://friglets.com/?p=23 A general deroggatory term which can be used on anyone, but is actually perfect for unintelligent pastry chefs. Noun Usage: 1. “Hey biscuit head! You call that heap of kife philo dough?” 2. “Ah, he’s just some biscuit head I used to toss pizzas with back in the day.” ... http://friglets.com/?p=22 Anus. Hole of the bum. The back-door. Noun Usage: 1. “Last night’s Buffalo wings are just lighting my poor puckered nostril on fire today.” 2. “I went in for a colonoscopy and the frigtard jammed me right in the puckered nostril!” Original Source: Crofoot. http://friglets.com/?p=19 The perfect pet name for an aggressive spouse. An obscure flower. Noun Usage: 1. “Put the frying pan down, my little snap dragon. This ain’t what it looks like.” 2. “Alright, snap dragon, have it your way - but I heard red rubber ball gags can be a lot ... http://friglets.com/?p=20 A signifigant other with an issue. Noun Usage: 1. “I’m sorry I left the toilet seat up, grumplet, but let’s not forget about the 6 episodes of Deep Space Nine I graciously let you sit through last night.” 2. “A dozen roses for my beloved little grumplet. ... http://friglets.com/?p=18 A small, yet attractive, person. Noun Usage: 1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” 2. “Did you see all of the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?” Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly ... http://friglets.com/?p=13 More human crapulence, doodie, etc. Versions: heat-stick Noun Usage: 1. “Stuck at the border crossing for well over two hours, Mai Lin had to crank out an emergency heat stick in some roadside shrubbery.” 2. “Jeepers is stinks in here. Does that baby have a heat-stick in his diaper?” ... http://friglets.com/?p=17 The act of making love, often attributed to the cologne Sex Panther. Noun Usage: “I give you about five minutes before me and that little honey are doing the No-Pants-Dance.” 2. “Whaddaya say you and me do the No-Pants-Dance right here on the bearskin rug?” Original Source: Paul Rudd ... http://friglets.com/?p=16 A sudden bout of diarrhea, defined by its hasty onset and thus inability to be controlled. Noun Usage: “Ater a night of drinking, one can rely on the fact that Tracy will have at least one blow out before noon.” 2. “If Mike had not eaten those crab rangoons ... http://friglets.com/?p=15